THE TREE IS UP MY PATIENCE IS FUCKED V-neck T-SHIRT
£27.99
No polite small talk here. This rude Christmas music design pairs the line “THE TREE IS UP MY PATIENCE IS FUCKED” with a cartoon scene: elf balancing a tiny tree inside a tuba bell. Festive good intentions meet the sort of musical chaos that never makes it onto a Christmas card. A choice for musicians and music fans who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it for Christmas parties, festive gigs and music lovers who prefer a laugh to another polite seasonal jumper. Adult humour, with the language left exactly as intended.
Please check your size before ordering. Each item is made to order. Measurements differ between garment styles; use the guide for this exact garment and select your colour to see available sizes.
BrandNu V-neck
Lay your garment flatA Length · B WidthMeasure around your bodyA Length · B Chest
Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Size
Length (cm)
Width (cm)
XS
67.95
41.91
S
70.49
45.72
M
73.03
50.80
L
75.57
55.88
XL
78.11
60.96
2XL
80.65
66.04
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Size
Length (in)
Width (in)
XS
26.75
16.5
S
27.75
18
M
28.75
20
L
29.75
22
XL
30.75
24
2XL
31.75
26
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
Size
Length (cm)
Chest (cm)
XS
67.95
78.74–86.36
S
70.49
86.36–93.98
M
73.03
96.52–104.14
L
75.57
106.68–114.30
XL
78.11
116.84–124.46
2XL
80.65
127.00–134.62
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
Size
Length (in)
Chest (in)
XS
26.75
31–34
S
27.75
34–37
M
28.75
38–41
L
29.75
42–45
XL
30.75
46–49
2XL
31.75
50–53
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
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