

THE TECH RIDER HAS A POSSESSION CLAUSE Tank Top
£24.99The joke starts with human stage technician held aloft by one angry audio cable. This funny Halloween music design makes that unlikely moment the main event. The real headliner is a cable that refuses to cooperate. A choice for sound crews and gig regulars who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it for Halloween parties, autumn gigs and anyone whose taste in music comes with a dark sense of humour.
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Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 66.04 | 40.64 |
| S | 68.58 | 45.72 |
| M | 71.12 | 50.80 |
| L | 73.66 | 55.88 |
| XL | 76.20 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 78.74 | 66.04 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 66.04 | 78.74–86.36 |
| S | 68.58 | 86.36–93.98 |
| M | 71.12 | 96.52–104.14 |
| L | 73.66 | 106.68–114.30 |
| XL | 76.20 | 116.84–124.46 |
| 2XL | 78.74 | 127.00–134.62 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 31–34 |
| S | 27 | 34–37 |
| M | 28 | 38–41 |
| L | 29 | 42–45 |
| XL | 30 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50–53 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
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