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THAT SONG NEEDS WITNESS PROTECTION Hoodie

£49.99

That performance was memorable enough to require a disguise for the melody itself. The artwork features a nervous musical note wearing a fake moustache and oversized sunglasses. The nervous little note gives musical embarrassment a wonderfully theatrical escape plan. Pick it for karaoke lovers and sharp-eared friends who can forgive a wrong note while still enjoying an excellent joke about where the tune went afterwards.

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BrandNu hoodie measurement diagram. A Length · B Width
Lay your garment flatA Length · B Width
BrandNu hoodie measurement diagram. A Length · B Chest
Measure around your bodyA Length · B Chest

Hoodie fit: This style runs small. The manufacturer recommends one size larger than your usual size. Compare the measurements below before choosing.

Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.

Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

SizeLength (cm)Width (cm)
XS66.0448.26
S68.5850.80
M71.1253.34
L73.6658.42
XL76.2063.50
2XL78.7467.31
3XL81.2871.12
4XL83.8276.20

A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

SizeLength (in)Width (in)
XS2619
S2720
M2821
L2923
XL3025
2XL3126 1/2
3XL3228
4XL3330

A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)
XS66.0486.36–93.98
S68.5896.52–104.14
M71.12106.68–114.30
L73.66116.84–124.46
XL76.20127.00–134.62
2XL78.74137.16–144.78
3XL81.28147.32–157.48
4XL83.82160.02–167.64

A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.

Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)
XS2634–37
S2738–41
M2842–45
L2946–49
XL3050–53
2XL3154–57
3XL3258–62
4XL3363–66

A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.

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