OUR MATCHMAKER WAS A FUCKING SUBWOOFER Long Sleeve T-SHIRT
£29.99
The joke starts with human couple in contrasting outfits simultaneously making identical ridiculous bass faces. This funny Valentine's music design makes that unlikely moment the main event. A music obsession and romantic expectations collide in a joke for people who know that love has its own awkward rhythm. A choice for musicians and music fans who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it for Valentine's gifts, date-night gigs and couples who share a sense of humour as well as a playlist.
Please check your size before ordering. Each item is made to order. Measurements differ between garment styles; use the guide for this exact garment and select your colour to see available sizes.
BrandNu long sleeve
Lay your garment flatA Length · B Width · C Sleeve lengthMeasure around your bodyA Length · B Chest · C Sleeve Length
Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Size
Length (cm)
Width (cm)
Sleeve length (cm)
XS
68.58
41.91
63.50
S
71.12
45.72
65.02
M
73.66
50.80
66.55
L
76.20
55.88
68.33
XL
78.74
60.96
69.85
2XL
81.28
66.04
71.37
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Size
Length (in)
Width (in)
Sleeve length (in)
XS
27
16 1/2
25
S
28
18
25.6
M
29
20
26.2
L
30
22
26.9
XL
31
24
27.5
2XL
32
26
28.1
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
Size
Length (cm)
Chest (cm)
Sleeve Length (cm)
XS
68.58
78.74–86.36
63.50
S
71.12
86.36–93.98
65.02
M
73.66
96.52–104.14
66.55
L
76.20
106.68–114.30
68.33
XL
78.74
116.84–124.46
69.85
2XL
81.28
127.00–134.62
71.37
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
Size
Length (in)
Chest (in)
Sleeve Length (in)
XS
27
31–34
25
S
28
34–37
25.6
M
29
38–41
26.2
L
30
42–45
26.9
XL
31
46–49
27.5
2XL
32
50–53
28.1
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
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