

MY SUBWOOFER NEEDS A SOLICITOR Hoodie
£49.99The bass has attracted attention, and apparently a simple apology is no longer the preferred response. The artwork features a nervous bulldog clutching a summons beside a giant subwoofer. The nervous bulldog gives this oversized sound-system joke a suitably worried representative. Pick it for low-frequency enthusiasts who appreciate a dramatic punchline and have always suspected their favourite speaker possesses a reputation of its own.
Size guide
Find your fit
Please check your size before ordering. Each item is made to order. Measurements differ between garment styles; use the guide for this exact garment and select your colour to see available sizes.
BrandNu hoodie


Hoodie fit: This style runs small. The manufacturer recommends one size larger than your usual size. Compare the measurements below before choosing.
Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 66.04 | 48.26 |
| S | 68.58 | 50.80 |
| M | 71.12 | 53.34 |
| L | 73.66 | 58.42 |
| XL | 76.20 | 63.50 |
| 2XL | 78.74 | 67.31 |
| 3XL | 81.28 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 83.82 | 76.20 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 19 |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 21 |
| L | 29 | 23 |
| XL | 30 | 25 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 1/2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
| 4XL | 33 | 30 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 66.04 | 86.36–93.98 |
| S | 68.58 | 96.52–104.14 |
| M | 71.12 | 106.68–114.30 |
| L | 73.66 | 116.84–124.46 |
| XL | 76.20 | 127.00–134.62 |
| 2XL | 78.74 | 137.16–144.78 |
| 3XL | 81.28 | 147.32–157.48 |
| 4XL | 83.82 | 160.02–167.64 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 34–37 |
| S | 27 | 38–41 |
| M | 28 | 42–45 |
| L | 29 | 46–49 |
| XL | 30 | 50–53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54–57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58–62 |
| 4XL | 33 | 63–66 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
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