“MY HOOVES ARE NOT LICENSED FOR DANCING” says it without a supporting act. This funny Christmas music design puts the words centre stage, with bold lettering carrying the punchline. Festive good intentions meet the sort of musical chaos that never makes it onto a Christmas card. A choice for musicians and music fans who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it for Christmas parties, festive gigs and music lovers who prefer a laugh to another polite seasonal jumper.
Please check your size before ordering. Each item is made to order. Measurements differ between garment styles; use the guide for this exact garment and select your colour to see available sizes.
BrandNu hoodie
Lay your garment flatA Length · B WidthMeasure around your bodyA Length · B Chest
Hoodie fit: This style runs small. The manufacturer recommends one size larger than your usual size. Compare the measurements below before choosing.
Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Size
Length (cm)
Width (cm)
XS
66.04
48.26
S
68.58
50.80
M
71.12
53.34
L
73.66
58.42
XL
76.20
63.50
2XL
78.74
67.31
3XL
81.28
71.12
4XL
83.82
76.20
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Size
Length (in)
Width (in)
XS
26
19
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26 1/2
3XL
32
28
4XL
33
30
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size
Length (cm)
Chest (cm)
XS
66.04
86.36–93.98
S
68.58
96.52–104.14
M
71.12
106.68–114.30
L
73.66
116.84–124.46
XL
76.20
127.00–134.62
2XL
78.74
137.16–144.78
3XL
81.28
147.32–157.48
4XL
83.82
160.02–167.64
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size
Length (in)
Chest (in)
XS
26
34–37
S
27
38–41
M
28
42–45
L
29
46–49
XL
30
50–53
2XL
31
54–57
3XL
32
58–62
4XL
33
63–66
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
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