

I DONT DO HAPPY BIRTHDAY Long Sleeve T-SHIRT
£29.99The party ritual has met an unexpectedly final response from a guest with very particular musical boundaries. The artwork features a grim reaper blowing out one birthday candle. The single candle makes the reaper's quiet intervention darkly funny rather than elaborate. Pick it for selectors who have heard enough birthday requests and enjoy a sharp little joke about keeping the set firmly on its own terms.
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Please check your size before ordering. Each item is made to order. Measurements differ between garment styles; use the guide for this exact garment and select your colour to see available sizes.
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Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeve length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.58 | 41.91 | 63.50 |
| S | 71.12 | 45.72 | 65.02 |
| M | 73.66 | 50.80 | 66.55 |
| L | 76.20 | 55.88 | 68.33 |
| XL | 78.74 | 60.96 | 69.85 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 | 71.37 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16 1/2 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 25.6 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 26.2 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 26.9 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 27.5 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 28.1 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.58 | 78.74–86.36 | 63.50 |
| S | 71.12 | 86.36–93.98 | 65.02 |
| M | 73.66 | 96.52–104.14 | 66.55 |
| L | 76.20 | 106.68–114.30 | 68.33 |
| XL | 78.74 | 116.84–124.46 | 69.85 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 127.00–134.62 | 71.37 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31–34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 34–37 | 25.6 |
| M | 29 | 38–41 | 26.2 |
| L | 30 | 42–45 | 26.9 |
| XL | 31 | 46–49 | 27.5 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50–53 | 28.1 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. C Sleeve length Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
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