

DISCO MADE ME A DICKHEAD V-neck T-SHIRT
£27.99The trousers are flared, the confidence enormous and the explanation has been conveniently assigned to disco. The artwork features a smug pigeon wearing flared trousers. The pigeon's smug strut gives the confession its irresistible comic charm. Pick it for dance-floor characters who love a groove, know exactly how ridiculous they can look and would happily do the whole thing again tonight.
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BrandNu V-neck


Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 67.95 | 41.91 |
| S | 70.49 | 45.72 |
| M | 73.03 | 50.80 |
| L | 75.57 | 55.88 |
| XL | 78.11 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 80.65 | 66.04 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.75 | 16.5 |
| S | 27.75 | 18 |
| M | 28.75 | 20 |
| L | 29.75 | 22 |
| XL | 30.75 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31.75 | 26 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 67.95 | 78.74–86.36 |
| S | 70.49 | 86.36–93.98 |
| M | 73.03 | 96.52–104.14 |
| L | 75.57 | 106.68–114.30 |
| XL | 78.11 | 116.84–124.46 |
| 2XL | 80.65 | 127.00–134.62 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.75 | 31–34 |
| S | 27.75 | 34–37 |
| M | 28.75 | 38–41 |
| L | 29.75 | 42–45 |
| XL | 30.75 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 31.75 | 50–53 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
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