

DANCING WITH NO TRANSFERABLE SKILLS Hoodie
£49.99Enthusiasm is a qualification, even if nobody will put it on your CV. The artwork features a proud penguin performing a gloriously awkward single-leg pose with a tiny blank certificate. The ridiculous confidence is the whole joke: no training, no useful credentials, absolutely no intention of sitting down. A knowing choice for dancers whose commitment has always outpaced their coordination.
Size guide
Find your fit
Please check your size before ordering. Each item is made to order. Measurements differ between garment styles; use the guide for this exact garment and select your colour to see available sizes.
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Hoodie fit: This style runs small. The manufacturer recommends one size larger than your usual size. Compare the measurements below before choosing.
Compare the flat garment measurements with a similar garment you like wearing. Body chest is the measurement around your chest; it is not the width of a garment laid flat. Length and sleeve measurements follow the instructions below.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 66.04 | 48.26 |
| S | 68.58 | 50.80 |
| M | 71.12 | 53.34 |
| L | 73.66 | 58.42 |
| XL | 76.20 | 63.50 |
| 2XL | 78.74 | 67.31 |
| 3XL | 81.28 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 83.82 | 76.20 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Garment measurements (laid flat) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 19 |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 21 |
| L | 29 | 23 |
| XL | 30 | 25 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 1/2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
| 4XL | 33 | 30 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Width Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Centimetres
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 66.04 | 86.36–93.98 |
| S | 68.58 | 96.52–104.14 |
| M | 71.12 | 106.68–114.30 |
| L | 73.66 | 116.84–124.46 |
| XL | 76.20 | 127.00–134.62 |
| 2XL | 78.74 | 137.16–144.78 |
| 3XL | 81.28 | 147.32–157.48 |
| 4XL | 83.82 | 160.02–167.64 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
Sizing reference (body chest) · Inches
Measurements are provided by suppliers. This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 34–37 |
| S | 27 | 38–41 |
| M | 28 | 42–45 |
| L | 29 | 46–49 |
| XL | 30 | 50–53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54–57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58–62 |
| 4XL | 33 | 63–66 |
A Length Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
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