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THE PUB PIANO'S MORE STABLE THAN MY FUCKING LIFE T-SHIRT
£24.99"THE PUB PIANO'S MORE STABLE THAN MY FUCKING LIFE" turns a familiar musical disaster into a gloriously ridiculous cartoon. An adult pianist's stool wobbles on tiny wheels while an upright piano sits on sturdy mountain boots. The oversized visual joke and bold lettering make this rude music T-shirt a talking point for rehearsals, gigs and nights at the pub. A gift for a musician or music-loving mate who enjoys outrageous British humour. Adult humour with the original language intact.
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The details
"THE PUB PIANO'S MORE STABLE THAN MY FUCKING LIFE" turns a familiar musical disaster into a gloriously ridiculous cartoon. An adult pianist's stool wobbles on tiny wheels while an upright piano sits on sturdy mountain boots. The oversized visual joke and bold lettering make this rude music T-shirt a talking point for rehearsals, gigs and nights at the pub. A gift for a musician or music-loving mate who enjoys outrageous British humour. Adult humour with the original language intact.
Size guide
Find your fit
Compare these supplier measurements with a T-shirt you enjoy wearing. This Bella + Canvas 3001 has a closer, shaped fit. Choose your usual size for a closer fit, or consider one size up for more room.
Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Choose your colour to check which sizes are available.
How to measure
- Lay your T-shirt flat without stretching it.
- Measure the width from seam to seam just below the sleeves.
- Measure the length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
- For body chest measurements, measure around the fullest part of your chest. This is different from flat garment width.
Measure a favourite T-shirt · Centimetres
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Measure a favourite T-shirt · Inches
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Body measurements · Centimetres
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 86.36–93.98 |
| M | 73.66 | 96.52–104.14 |
| L | 76.20 | 106.68–114.30 |
| XL | 78.74 | 116.84–124.46 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 127.00–134.62 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 137.16–144.78 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 147.32–154.94 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 157.48–165.10 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
Body measurements · Inches
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58–61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62–65 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
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