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MY REBELLIOUS PHASE NEEDS A FUCKING HANDRAIL T-SHIRT
£24.99"MY REBELLIOUS PHASE NEEDS A FUCKING HANDRAIL" turns a familiar musical disaster into a gloriously ridiculous cartoon. A fully clothed older punk guitarist climbs a small stage using an enormous ornate handrail. The oversized visual joke and bold lettering make this rude music T-shirt a talking point for rehearsals, gigs and nights at the pub. A gift for a musician or music-loving mate who enjoys outrageous British humour. Adult humour with the original language intact.
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The details
"MY REBELLIOUS PHASE NEEDS A FUCKING HANDRAIL" turns a familiar musical disaster into a gloriously ridiculous cartoon. A fully clothed older punk guitarist climbs a small stage using an enormous ornate handrail. The oversized visual joke and bold lettering make this rude music T-shirt a talking point for rehearsals, gigs and nights at the pub. A gift for a musician or music-loving mate who enjoys outrageous British humour. Adult humour with the original language intact.
Size guide
Find your fit
Compare these supplier measurements with a T-shirt you enjoy wearing. This Bella + Canvas 3001 has a closer, shaped fit. Choose your usual size for a closer fit, or consider one size up for more room.
Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Choose your colour to check which sizes are available.
How to measure
- Lay your T-shirt flat without stretching it.
- Measure the width from seam to seam just below the sleeves.
- Measure the length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
- For body chest measurements, measure around the fullest part of your chest. This is different from flat garment width.
Measure a favourite T-shirt · Centimetres
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Measure a favourite T-shirt · Inches
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Body measurements · Centimetres
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 86.36–93.98 |
| M | 73.66 | 96.52–104.14 |
| L | 76.20 | 106.68–114.30 |
| XL | 78.74 | 116.84–124.46 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 127.00–134.62 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 137.16–144.78 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 147.32–154.94 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 157.48–165.10 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
Body measurements · Inches
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58–61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62–65 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
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