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I BOUGHT ANOTHER GUITAR BECAUSE THERAPY HAS FUCKING WAITING LISTS T-SHIRT
£24.99This rude music T-shirt puts "I BOUGHT ANOTHER GUITAR BECAUSE THERAPY HAS FUCKING WAITING LISTS" front and centre. The cartoon joke: an adult guitarist nestled contentedly in a giant guitar case shaped like a comfortable counselling chair. Bold lettering and expressive artwork turn guitar chaos into unapologetic British music humour. For musicians, gig regulars and music-loving mates who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it to rehearsals, gigs or the pub, or give it to someone who can take the joke. Adult humour, with the language left exactly as intended.
The details
This rude music T-shirt puts "I BOUGHT ANOTHER GUITAR BECAUSE THERAPY HAS FUCKING WAITING LISTS" front and centre. The cartoon joke: an adult guitarist nestled contentedly in a giant guitar case shaped like a comfortable counselling chair. Bold lettering and expressive artwork turn guitar chaos into unapologetic British music humour. For musicians, gig regulars and music-loving mates who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it to rehearsals, gigs or the pub, or give it to someone who can take the joke. Adult humour, with the language left exactly as intended.
Size guide
Find your fit
Compare these supplier measurements with a T-shirt you enjoy wearing. This Bella + Canvas 3001 has a closer, shaped fit. Choose your usual size for a closer fit, or consider one size up for more room.
Measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Choose your colour to check which sizes are available.
How to measure
- Lay your T-shirt flat without stretching it.
- Measure the width from seam to seam just below the sleeves.
- Measure the length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
- For body chest measurements, measure around the fullest part of your chest. This is different from flat garment width.
Measure a favourite T-shirt · Centimetres
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Measure a favourite T-shirt · Inches
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Body measurements · Centimetres
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 86.36–93.98 |
| M | 73.66 | 96.52–104.14 |
| L | 76.20 | 106.68–114.30 |
| XL | 78.74 | 116.84–124.46 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 127.00–134.62 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 137.16–144.78 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 147.32–154.94 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 157.48–165.10 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
Body measurements · Inches
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58–61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62–65 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
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