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FUCK OFF I'M POLISHING A MUSICAL TURD T Shirt
£24.99This rude music T-shirt puts "FUCK OFF I'M POLISHING A MUSICAL TURD" front and centre. The cartoon joke: a furious adult bandleader in overalls buffing a huge lumpy musical note with a polishing cloth; the note wears a smug grin. Bold lettering and expressive artwork turn rehearsal disasters into unapologetic British music humour. For musicians, gig regulars and music-loving mates who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it to rehearsals, gigs or the pub, or give it to someone who can take the joke. Adult humour, with the language left exactly as intended.
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This rude music T-shirt puts "FUCK OFF I'M POLISHING A MUSICAL TURD" front and centre. The cartoon joke: a furious adult bandleader in overalls buffing a huge lumpy musical note with a polishing cloth; the note wears a smug grin. Bold lettering and expressive artwork turn rehearsal disasters into unapologetic British music humour. For musicians, gig regulars and music-loving mates who recognise the chaos behind the performance. Wear it to rehearsals, gigs or the pub, or give it to someone who can take the joke. Adult humour, with the language left exactly as intended.
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